One week into the monsoon season and the grass, weeds, ferns and creepers 
around my house have grown with a vehemence and covered almost all of the 
ground. I don’t mind the bushy growth. In fact I love them. The problem is that 
the snakes around my house also love them. And the venomous Viper, in 
particular, is known to come out for a walk in the early morning, when it is still 
semi dark and that is the time when I set out for my walk too.  
Today I decided to clear the overgrowth and create a path for me to go to the gate 
and got a taste of nature’s way of protecting itself. Since it was grass mostly, I 
started plucking it out with my bear hands and in no time had dozens of pricks 
and scratches on my hands made by the unseen tiny thorny growth co existing 
with the grass. I retreated, wore a pair of gardening gloves and returned. A little 
progress and then I had my hands tangled amongst the creepers spreading on 
the ground which just wouldn’t budge. I went back for a cutter and got to work. 
With in minutes my hands were messy up to the elbow and that is when the 
mosquitos decided to come to the rescue of the flora. They were almost of the 
size of a tiny bird, and they descended on the most unapproachable spots of 
my body. No amount of shaking and wiggling would get them off and I had to 
swat myself in ten places before I hit one mosquito. In the process I was 
generously garnished with mud and bits of grass and an occasional swatted 
mosquito providing a contrast of red colour. 
As I was busy swatting mosquitoes, I did not notice the red ants which had 
silently crept onto my legs and the very next minute I was found dancing in 
my front yard hitting and scratching myself all over. 
My neighbour, Mr Raikar came out walking his dog and asked “Doctor, what 
happpened?” 
“Enjoying the rains” I said, “Happy Monsoon!”