Sonia's Surgery

Sonia Goes abroad for surgery - hospital, ailment kept secret. Today’s front page.
Very sensible.

If our channels get a hint as to where she is or what is wrong, we will be in for an analysis of the situation which will go on for the next fifteen days.

We have already learnt enough anatomy and surgery thanks to Vajapayee’s knees, Manmohan Singh’s heart, Sachin Tendulkar’s shoulder and Amitabh Baccahn’s intestines.

We can do without dissection of more celebrity organs.