The snake.
It was a pleasant morning. And it was a very good morning because as soon as I came out of my home, I got a nice lizard for breakfast. Not a good morning for the lizard but I can’t help it. Good or bad, it was its last morning for sure. Well I was just strolling around after my breakfast and the ground started getting warm. So I raised myself up, felt the places around me and found something cool. I climbed onto the cool surface. I moved along a bit and was getting to enjoy the nice surroundings when I suddenly saw something large coming down on my head. I swiftly moved away, and tried to jump onto the large thing which was about to crush me. As soon as I jumped on it, it started shaking violently and so, I got off and ran for my life. As I was running away I saw something familiar. It was a creeper. I got onto the creeper, climbed high and relaxed a bit. And I stayed still.
Me
As I was walking towards the clinic door in the morning I saw our helper rushing out of the enclosure where we keep our outdoor equipment and when she saw me, she started shouting “snake, snake, it came on my leg” she was shaking and she pointed towards the protective metal grill around the enclosure. The grill is covered entirely by the creeper of ‘Aparajita’ or the ‘Butterfly Pea flower’. I could not see anything. But the helper kept shouting “there, there, there” and was pointing a bit higher. I tried to focus my sight there. Unfortunately I was not successful in focusing as I wasn’t wearing my glasses. I did not see anything other than the pea flower creeper. Then I asked our helper to stop shouting and dancing and to stay still. Half a minute later a part of the creeper raised its head !
Since I had seen one such snake on our compound wall before, I recognised it as a tree snake, non venomous, but I wasn’t sure. Luckily the snake remained stationary and I took a picture and sent it to an animal rescue group volunteer whose number I have stored. I asked him if he could recognise the snake. Then I asked our helper to remain calm, remain away from the snake and keep watching the snake. After that I went to fetch the stick which I have kept for use in such situations.
Snake
I was breathing easy when I saw a human coming towards me with a stick in hand. I am wary of these humans. And even more wary of humans having sticks in hand. They are troublesome and usually are up to something evil. So, I moved higher. The man started beating the creeper plant. I told you he was evil. If I were close by he would have beaten me. So, I got away from the creeper, found something smooth and nice to move upon and started moving swiftly on it.
Me
The animal rescue volunteer called me and said that it is a ‘brown backed tree snake’, non venomous and harmless. So, I just wanted to shoo it away and I shook the creeper with my stick. But instead of going away from the wall, the snake moved towards the wall and climbed on to the electric wire casing which was running along the wall. It was very fast and before I could do anything else, it found a hole next to the switch box and disappeared into the hole. Now, I was in a fix. Right opposite the switch box, on the other side of the wall, is the indoor unit of the AC and a little away from there is the fuse box. Because of the concealed electrical wiring all are inter connected. And all of them open into our operatory.
I did not know what to do. I stood staring at the hole hoping that the snake would get bored inside, comeout and go on its way. It did put its head out once to look around but got back into the hole. I could not leave it there. What if it got into the fuse box or the AC unit ? So, I called and requested the animal rescue volunteer to come and help me out and he asked me to call an AC technician and an electrician - in case the AC and the fuse box had to be opened. I was making frantic calls to the AC technicians and electricians who were known to me while keeping one unfocused eye on the hole in the wall and all the while there was pandemonium around me with our helpers, my daughter in law - who is also my colleague and extremely scared of anything creeping, the labourers working in the construction site opposite our house - and one or two patients, all in different stages of excitement/hysteria. I ignored everything else and concentrated on the phone calls and the hole in which the snake had got in.
Snake
At last I was in a place which felt almost like my home. It was dark, cool and away from human interference. My breakfast had got digested long back because of the hectic activity of the morning and I was again feeling a bit hungry. I even found a lizard egg which had been placed there by the god almighty to help creatures like me. I had my snack, was feeling better, went deeper into the home, relaxed and dozed.
Me
The animal rescuer, AC technician and the electrician arrived in the next fifteen minutes. They ascertained that the snake could not have gone into the AC unit and said that it must be inside the switch box. They decided to open the switch box. But the snake rescuer was afraid of the electric shock and the electrician was afraid of the snake. So they stood discussing between themselves about the future course of action. The AC technician who was relieved because he did not have to do anything stood there giving them useful suggestions and tips. Then I switched off all the mains and offered to open the switch box myself. Now, the electrician felt ashamed and decided to open the switch box himself. He selected the longest screwdriver he had in his possession and started opening the lid.
Snake
I was getting more and more comfortable when I experienced some vibration. Not the positive and negative vibrations which meditating humans experience. Real vibration which we snakes experience when some activity is going on near us. Since I am short of hearing I could not hear anything. I felt more vibrations and suddenly the roof of my house flew away and bright light flowed in. Luckily there was a lot of space for me to get deeper into the home and I did the only thing that I could do. I went further away from the light and sat there contemplating my future course of action.
Me
The electrician opened the switch box. It was empty !! First all three of them thought that I had been imagining things. When I asserted that the snake was really there and showed them pictures, they started poking into the interiors of the box with pieces of electric wire, bits of flexible pipe, screw driver and what not. Then it was noticed that the switch box also had openings which lead to the concealed electrical pipings in the wall and the snake had a walkway of nearly ten feet to amuse itself with. There was no way of getting it out without breaking the wall.
This activity had started around ten in the morning and now it was nearly one. The patients who had forgotten their tooth for some time, remembered it again, took a later appointment and went away after coming to know that we were not on a snake chase but were on a wild goose chase. The AC technician remembered another AC unit which had been kept open and he excused himself. The electrician asked me to call him later to close the box and he went away to continue on the errand which he was attending to when he got my call. The snake catcher, a young man, waited a bit longer, said that there is no way that the snake is going to surrender and advised me not to bother about it because it was harmless and that it would go on its way once the pandemonium around it is over. He was a bit disappointed because he had brought his girlfriend with him and there was no chance for him to exhibit his skills in front of her. He asked me to call if I found the snake inside the house and he went away. I asked my helpers to shut the windows and doors on that side of the building, found that I was feeling hungry and came home for lunch.
Snake
Suddenly everything is calm and cool. And I am quite comfortable here. I will stay here a bit longer and then decide what to do. If there are lizard eggs here, a lizard may also be nearby ! I will try my luck and see if god decides to provide me an easy lunch. I will rest for the time being. Thanks for bearing with me and being with me so long. Have a nice day !
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